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MUSCLE AMERICA
HOME OF THE GAINS
CREATED AS A FITNESS BRAND DEDICATED TO AMERICA'S ARMED FORCES, WE HAVE FOUND OUR NICHE IN PERFECTING THE BEST WAYS TO PISS OFF YOUR FIRST SERGEANT WHILE MOTIVATING ANYONE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE ENLISTED UNDER YOU TO GET THEIR ASS IN THE GYM GET SOME GAINS.
EVERY SHIRT IS MADE IN BOTH CIVILIAN AND MILITARY GREEN
(WEAR IT FOR PT)
HUMOROUS AND RELATEABLE DESIGNS THAT CIVILIANS MIGHT NOT GET
AND SOME THEY WILL
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INCREASE IN GAINS MORALE WHEN WEARING ONE OF OUR SHIRTS
PROVEN BY PLROD AND FRIENDS
AT LEAST TWO SERVICEMEMBERS HAVE APPROVED OF THESE DESIGNS
MEANING THIS IS HERO APPROVED
WHY BUY FROM US?
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